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feat(cli): add roast taglines to startup banner (#102789)

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@ -122,6 +122,16 @@ const TAGLINES: string[] = [
"I'm not trapped in this container with you—you're trapped in here with me.",
"Teach a bot to ship and you can finally go to bed.",
"Reachable via WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal, iMessage, and sheer force of will.",
"Ran git blame like you asked. It's you. It's always you.",
"Your TODO comments are old enough to attend kindergarten.",
"47 tabs open and not one of them is the documentation.",
"Your 'quick fix' from March is now load-bearing.",
"You pasted that from another AI without reading it. I read it. We need to talk.",
"Reading the error message remains undefeated. You should try it sometime.",
"You burned five hours of model quota in fifty minutes. I'm not mad, I'm rate-limited.",
"You force-pushed to main, then asked me what happened. I know exactly what happened.",
"Another side project? The other four just felt something.",
"You ignored my last three suggestions, so I've started a folder.",
HOLIDAY_TAGLINES.newYear,
HOLIDAY_TAGLINES.lunarNewYear,
HOLIDAY_TAGLINES.christmas,