diff --git a/src/cli/tagline.ts b/src/cli/tagline.ts
index ba31e96f299..e08610e7f88 100644
--- a/src/cli/tagline.ts
+++ b/src/cli/tagline.ts
@@ -122,6 +122,16 @@ const TAGLINES: string[] = [
   "I'm not trapped in this container with you—you're trapped in here with me.",
   "Teach a bot to ship and you can finally go to bed.",
   "Reachable via WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal, iMessage, and sheer force of will.",
+  "Ran git blame like you asked. It's you. It's always you.",
+  "Your TODO comments are old enough to attend kindergarten.",
+  "47 tabs open and not one of them is the documentation.",
+  "Your 'quick fix' from March is now load-bearing.",
+  "You pasted that from another AI without reading it. I read it. We need to talk.",
+  "Reading the error message remains undefeated. You should try it sometime.",
+  "You burned five hours of model quota in fifty minutes. I'm not mad, I'm rate-limited.",
+  "You force-pushed to main, then asked me what happened. I know exactly what happened.",
+  "Another side project? The other four just felt something.",
+  "You ignored my last three suggestions, so I've started a folder.",
   HOLIDAY_TAGLINES.newYear,
   HOLIDAY_TAGLINES.lunarNewYear,
   HOLIDAY_TAGLINES.christmas,