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// State
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// State
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let currentLanguage: SupportedLanguage = 'en';
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let currentLanguage: SupportedLanguage = 'en';
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let translations: Record<string, string> = {};
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let translations: Record<string, string | string[]> = {};
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// Cache
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// Cache
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type TranslationDict = Record<string, string>;
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type TranslationValue = string | string[];
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type TranslationDict = Record<string, TranslationValue>;
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const translationCache: Record<string, TranslationDict> = {};
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const translationCache: Record<string, TranslationDict> = {};
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const loadingPromises: Record<string, Promise<TranslationDict>> = {};
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const loadingPromises: Record<string, Promise<TranslationDict>> = {};
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export function t(key: string, params?: Record<string, string>): string {
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export function t(key: string, params?: Record<string, string>): string {
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const translation = translations[key] ?? key;
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const translation = translations[key] ?? key;
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if (Array.isArray(translation)) {
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return key;
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}
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return interpolate(translation, params);
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return interpolate(translation, params);
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}
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}
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/**
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* Get a translation that is an array of strings.
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* @param key The translation key
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* @returns The array of strings, or an empty array if not found or not an array
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*/
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export function ta(key: string): string[] {
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const translation = translations[key];
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if (Array.isArray(translation)) {
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return translation;
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}
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return [];
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}
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export async function initializeI18n(
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export async function initializeI18n(
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lang?: SupportedLanguage | 'auto',
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lang?: SupportedLanguage | 'auto',
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): Promise<void> {
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): Promise<void> {
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// ============================================================================
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// ============================================================================
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'Waiting for user confirmation...': 'Waiting for user confirmation...',
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'Waiting for user confirmation...': 'Waiting for user confirmation...',
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'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '(esc to cancel, {{time}})',
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'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '(esc to cancel, {{time}})',
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"I'm Feeling Lucky": "I'm Feeling Lucky",
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'Shipping awesomeness... ': 'Shipping awesomeness... ',
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// ============================================================================
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'Painting the serifs back on...': 'Painting the serifs back on...',
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// Loading Phrases
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'Navigating the slime mold...': 'Navigating the slime mold...',
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// ============================================================================
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'Consulting the digital spirits...': 'Consulting the digital spirits...',
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WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: [
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'Reticulating splines...': 'Reticulating splines...',
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"I'm Feeling Lucky",
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'Warming up the AI hamsters...': 'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
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'Shipping awesomeness... ',
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'Asking the magic conch shell...': 'Asking the magic conch shell...',
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'Painting the serifs back on...',
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'Generating witty retort...': 'Generating witty retort...',
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'Navigating the slime mold...',
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'Polishing the algorithms...': 'Polishing the algorithms...',
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'Consulting the digital spirits...',
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"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...":
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'Reticulating splines...',
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'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
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'Asking the magic conch shell...',
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'Generating witty retort...',
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'Polishing the algorithms...',
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"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...",
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"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...",
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'Brewing fresh bytes...': 'Brewing fresh bytes...',
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'Brewing fresh bytes...',
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'Counting electrons...': 'Counting electrons...',
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'Counting electrons...',
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'Engaging cognitive processors...': 'Engaging cognitive processors...',
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'Engaging cognitive processors...',
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'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...':
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'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...',
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'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...',
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'One moment, optimizing humor...': 'One moment, optimizing humor...',
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'One moment, optimizing humor...',
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'Shuffling punchlines...': 'Shuffling punchlines...',
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'Shuffling punchlines...',
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'Untangling neural nets...': 'Untangling neural nets...',
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'Untangling neural nets...',
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'Compiling brilliance...': 'Compiling brilliance...',
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'Compiling brilliance...',
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'Loading wit.exe...': 'Loading wit.exe...',
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'Loading wit.exe...',
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'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...': 'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
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'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
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'Preparing a witty response...': 'Preparing a witty response...',
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'Preparing a witty response...',
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"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...":
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"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
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"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
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'Confuzzling the options...': 'Confuzzling the options...',
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'Confuzzling the options...',
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'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...': 'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
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'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
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'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...':
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'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
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'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
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'Compiling the 1s and 0s...': 'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
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'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
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'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...':
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'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
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'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
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'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...':
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'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
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'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
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'Rebooting the humor module...': 'Rebooting the humor module...',
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'Rebooting the humor module...',
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'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...':
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'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
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'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
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'Optimizing for ludicrous speed': 'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
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'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
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"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...":
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"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
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"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
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'Garbage collecting... be right back...':
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'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
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'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
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'Assembling the interwebs...': 'Assembling the interwebs...',
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'Assembling the interwebs...',
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'Converting coffee into code...': 'Converting coffee into code...',
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'Converting coffee into code...',
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'Updating the syntax for reality...': 'Updating the syntax for reality...',
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'Updating the syntax for reality...',
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'Rewiring the synapses...': 'Rewiring the synapses...',
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'Rewiring the synapses...',
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'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...':
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'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
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'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
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"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...": "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
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"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
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'Pre-heating the servers...': 'Pre-heating the servers...',
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'Pre-heating the servers...',
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'Calibrating the flux capacitor...': 'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
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'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
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'Engaging the improbability drive...': 'Engaging the improbability drive...',
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'Engaging the improbability drive...',
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'Channeling the Force...': 'Channeling the Force...',
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'Channeling the Force...',
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'Aligning the stars for optimal response...':
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'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
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'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
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'So say we all...': 'So say we all...',
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'So say we all...',
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'Loading the next great idea...': 'Loading the next great idea...',
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'Loading the next great idea...',
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"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...": "Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
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"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
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'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...':
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'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
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'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
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"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...":
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"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
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"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
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"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...":
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"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
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"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
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"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...":
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"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
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"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
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"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...":
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"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
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"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
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"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...":
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"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
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"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
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"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...":
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"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
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"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
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'Warp speed engaged...': 'Warp speed engaged...',
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'Warp speed engaged...',
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'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...':
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'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
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'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
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"Don't panic...": "Don't panic...",
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"Don't panic...",
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'Following the white rabbit...': 'Following the white rabbit...',
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'Following the white rabbit...',
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'The truth is in here... somewhere...':
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'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
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'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
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'Blowing on the cartridge...': 'Blowing on the cartridge...',
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'Blowing on the cartridge...',
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'Loading... Do a barrel roll!': 'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
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'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
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'Waiting for the respawn...': 'Waiting for the respawn...',
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'Waiting for the respawn...',
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'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...':
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'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
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'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
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"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...":
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"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
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"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
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'Fiddling with the character creation screen...':
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'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
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'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
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"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...":
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"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
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"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
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"Pressing 'A' to continue...": "Pressing 'A' to continue...",
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"Pressing 'A' to continue...",
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'Herding digital cats...': 'Herding digital cats...',
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'Herding digital cats...',
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'Polishing the pixels...': 'Polishing the pixels...',
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'Polishing the pixels...',
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'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...':
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'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
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'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
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'Distracting you with this witty phrase...':
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'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
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'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
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'Almost there... probably...': 'Almost there... probably...',
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'Almost there... probably...',
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'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...':
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'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
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'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
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'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...': 'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
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'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
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'Petting the cat...': 'Petting the cat...',
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'Petting the cat...',
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'Rickrolling my boss...': 'Rickrolling my boss...',
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'Rickrolling my boss...',
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'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...':
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'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
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'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
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'Slapping the bass...': 'Slapping the bass...',
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'Slapping the bass...',
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'Tasting the snozberries...': 'Tasting the snozberries...',
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"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...":
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"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...",
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'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...':
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'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
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'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
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"I've got a good feeling about this...":
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"I've got a good feeling about this...",
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"I've got a good feeling about this...",
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'Poking the bear...': 'Poking the bear...',
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'Poking the bear...',
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'Doing research on the latest memes...':
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'Doing research on the latest memes...',
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'Doing research on the latest memes...',
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'Figuring out how to make this more witty...':
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'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
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'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
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'Hmmm... let me think...': 'Hmmm... let me think...',
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'Hmmm... let me think...',
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'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...':
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'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
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'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
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'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...':
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'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
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'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
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"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...":
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"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
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"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
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'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...':
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'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
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'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
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'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...':
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'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...',
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'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...',
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"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...":
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"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
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"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
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'Applying percussive maintenance...': 'Applying percussive maintenance...',
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'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...':
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'Trying to exit Vim...': 'Trying to exit Vim...',
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'Spinning up the hamster wheel...': 'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
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"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...":
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'Engage.': 'Engage.',
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"I'll be back... with an answer.": "I'll be back... with an answer.",
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"I'll be back... with an answer.",
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'My other process is a TARDIS...': 'My other process is a TARDIS...',
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'Pondering the orb...': 'Pondering the orb...',
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.":
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'Initiating thoughtful gaze...': 'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
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'Charging the laser... pew pew!': 'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
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'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '(esc для отмены, {{time}})',
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'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '(esc для отмены, {{time}})',
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"I'm Feeling Lucky": 'Мне повезёт!',
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'Shipping awesomeness... ': 'Доставляем крутизну... ',
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// ============================================================================
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'Painting the serifs back on...': 'Рисуем засечки на буквах...',
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'Navigating the slime mold...': 'Пробираемся через слизевиков..',
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// ============================================================================
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'Consulting the digital spirits...': 'Советуемся с цифровыми духами...',
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// Loading Phrases
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'Reticulating splines...': 'Сглаживание сплайнов...',
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// ============================================================================
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'Warming up the AI hamsters...': 'Разогреваем ИИ-хомячков...',
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'Asking the magic conch shell...': 'Спрашиваем волшебную ракушку...',
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'Мне повезёт!',
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'Generating witty retort...': 'Генерируем остроумный ответ...',
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'Доставляем крутизну... ',
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'Polishing the algorithms...': 'Полируем алгоритмы...',
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'Рисуем засечки на буквах...',
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"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...":
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'Пробираемся через слизевиков..',
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'Советуемся с цифровыми духами...',
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'Сглаживание сплайнов...',
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'Разогреваем ИИ-хомячков...',
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'Спрашиваем волшебную ракушку...',
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'Генерируем остроумный ответ...',
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'Полируем алгоритмы...',
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'Не торопите совершенство (или мой код)...',
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'Не торопите совершенство (или мой код)...',
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'Brewing fresh bytes...': 'Завариваем свежие байты...',
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'Завариваем свежие байты...',
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'Counting electrons...': 'Пересчитываем электроны...',
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'Пересчитываем электроны...',
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'Engaging cognitive processors...': 'Задействуем когнитивные процессоры...',
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'Задействуем когнитивные процессоры...',
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'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...':
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'Ищем синтаксические ошибки во вселенной...',
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'Ищем синтаксические ошибки во вселенной...',
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'One moment, optimizing humor...': 'Секундочку, оптимизируем юмор...',
|
'Секундочку, оптимизируем юмор...',
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'Shuffling punchlines...': 'Перетасовываем панчлайны...',
|
'Перетасовываем панчлайны...',
|
||||||
'Untangling neural nets...': 'Распутаваем нейросети...',
|
'Распутаваем нейросети...',
|
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'Compiling brilliance...': 'Компилируем гениальность...',
|
'Компилируем гениальность...',
|
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'Loading wit.exe...': 'Загружаем yumor.exe...',
|
'Загружаем yumor.exe...',
|
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'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...': 'Призываем облако мудрости...',
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'Призываем облако мудрости...',
|
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'Preparing a witty response...': 'Готовим остроумный ответ...',
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'Готовим остроумный ответ...',
|
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"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...": 'Секунду, идёт отладка реальности...',
|
'Секунду, идёт отладка реальности...',
|
||||||
'Confuzzling the options...': 'Запутываем варианты...',
|
'Запутываем варианты...',
|
||||||
'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...': 'Настраиваем космические частоты...',
|
'Настраиваем космические частоты...',
|
||||||
'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...':
|
|
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'Создаем ответ, достойный вашего терпения...',
|
'Создаем ответ, достойный вашего терпения...',
|
||||||
'Compiling the 1s and 0s...': 'Компилируем единички и нолики...',
|
'Компилируем единички и нолики...',
|
||||||
'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...':
|
|
||||||
'Разрешаем зависимости... и экзистенциальные кризисы...',
|
'Разрешаем зависимости... и экзистенциальные кризисы...',
|
||||||
'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...':
|
|
||||||
'Дефрагментация памяти... и оперативной, и личной...',
|
'Дефрагментация памяти... и оперативной, и личной...',
|
||||||
'Rebooting the humor module...': 'Перезагрузка модуля юмора...',
|
'Перезагрузка модуля юмора...',
|
||||||
'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...':
|
|
||||||
'Кэшируем самое важное (в основном мемы с котиками)...',
|
'Кэшируем самое важное (в основном мемы с котиками)...',
|
||||||
'Optimizing for ludicrous speed': 'Оптимизация для безумной скорости',
|
'Оптимизация для безумной скорости',
|
||||||
"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...":
|
|
||||||
'Меняем биты... только байтам не говорите...',
|
'Меняем биты... только байтам не говорите...',
|
||||||
'Garbage collecting... be right back...': 'Сборка мусора... скоро вернусь...',
|
'Сборка мусора... скоро вернусь...',
|
||||||
'Assembling the interwebs...': 'Сборка интернетов...',
|
'Сборка интернетов...',
|
||||||
'Converting coffee into code...': 'Превращаем кофе в код...',
|
'Превращаем кофе в код...',
|
||||||
'Updating the syntax for reality...': 'Обновляем синтаксис реальности...',
|
'Обновляем синтаксис реальности...',
|
||||||
'Rewiring the synapses...': 'Переподключаем синапсы...',
|
'Переподключаем синапсы...',
|
||||||
'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...': 'Ищем лишнюю точку с запятой...',
|
'Ищем лишнюю точку с запятой...',
|
||||||
"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...": 'Смазываем шестерёнки машины...',
|
'Смазываем шестерёнки машины...',
|
||||||
'Pre-heating the servers...': 'Разогреваем серверы...',
|
'Разогреваем серверы...',
|
||||||
'Calibrating the flux capacitor...': 'Калибруем потоковый накопитель...',
|
'Калибруем потоковый накопитель...',
|
||||||
'Engaging the improbability drive...': 'Включаем двигатель невероятности...',
|
'Включаем двигатель невероятности...',
|
||||||
'Channeling the Force...': 'Направляем Силу...',
|
'Направляем Силу...',
|
||||||
'Aligning the stars for optimal response...':
|
|
||||||
'Выравниваем звёзды для оптимального ответа...',
|
'Выравниваем звёзды для оптимального ответа...',
|
||||||
'So say we all...': 'Так скажем мы все...',
|
'Так скажем мы все...',
|
||||||
'Loading the next great idea...': 'Загрузка следующей великой идеи...',
|
'Загрузка следующей великой идеи...',
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...": 'Минутку, я в потоке...',
|
'Минутку, я в потоке...',
|
||||||
'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...':
|
|
||||||
'Готовлюсь ослепить вас гениальностью...',
|
'Готовлюсь ослепить вас гениальностью...',
|
||||||
"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...": 'Секунду, полирую остроумие...',
|
'Секунду, полирую остроумие...',
|
||||||
"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...": 'Держитесь, создаю шедевр...',
|
'Держитесь, создаю шедевр...',
|
||||||
"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...":
|
|
||||||
'Мигом, отлаживаю вселенную...',
|
'Мигом, отлаживаю вселенную...',
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...": 'Момент, выравниваю пиксели...',
|
'Момент, выравниваю пиксели...',
|
||||||
"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...": 'Секунду, оптимизирую юмор...',
|
'Секунду, оптимизирую юмор...',
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...":
|
|
||||||
'Момент, настраиваю алгоритмы...',
|
'Момент, настраиваю алгоритмы...',
|
||||||
'Warp speed engaged...': 'Варп-прыжок активирован...',
|
'Варп-прыжок активирован...',
|
||||||
'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...': 'Добываем кристаллы дилития...',
|
'Добываем кристаллы дилития...',
|
||||||
"Don't panic...": 'Без паники...',
|
'Без паники...',
|
||||||
'Following the white rabbit...': 'Следуем за белым кроликом...',
|
'Следуем за белым кроликом...',
|
||||||
'The truth is in here... somewhere...': 'Истина где-то здесь... внутри...',
|
'Истина где-то здесь... внутри...',
|
||||||
'Blowing on the cartridge...': 'Продуваем картридж...',
|
'Продуваем картридж...',
|
||||||
'Loading... Do a barrel roll!': 'Загрузка... Сделай бочку!',
|
'Загрузка... Сделай бочку!',
|
||||||
'Waiting for the respawn...': 'Ждем респауна...',
|
'Ждем респауна...',
|
||||||
'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...':
|
|
||||||
'Делаем Дугу Кесселя менее чем за 12 парсеков...',
|
'Делаем Дугу Кесселя менее чем за 12 парсеков...',
|
||||||
"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...":
|
|
||||||
'Тортик — не ложь, он просто ещё грузится...',
|
'Тортик — не ложь, он просто ещё грузится...',
|
||||||
'Fiddling with the character creation screen...':
|
|
||||||
'Возимся с экраном создания персонажа...',
|
'Возимся с экраном создания персонажа...',
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...":
|
|
||||||
'Минутку, ищу подходящий мем...',
|
'Минутку, ищу подходящий мем...',
|
||||||
"Pressing 'A' to continue...": "Нажимаем 'A' для продолжения...",
|
"Нажимаем 'A' для продолжения...",
|
||||||
'Herding digital cats...': 'Пасём цифровых котов...',
|
'Пасём цифровых котов...',
|
||||||
'Polishing the pixels...': 'Полируем пиксели...',
|
'Полируем пиксели...',
|
||||||
'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...':
|
|
||||||
'Ищем подходящий каламбур для экрана загрузки...',
|
'Ищем подходящий каламбур для экрана загрузки...',
|
||||||
'Distracting you with this witty phrase...':
|
|
||||||
'Отвлекаем вас этой остроумной фразой...',
|
'Отвлекаем вас этой остроумной фразой...',
|
||||||
'Almost there... probably...': 'Почти готово... вроде...',
|
'Почти готово... вроде...',
|
||||||
'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...':
|
|
||||||
'Наши хомячки работают изо всех сил...',
|
'Наши хомячки работают изо всех сил...',
|
||||||
'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...': 'Гладим Облачко по голове...',
|
'Гладим Облачко по голове...',
|
||||||
'Petting the cat...': 'Гладим кота...',
|
'Гладим кота...',
|
||||||
'Rickrolling my boss...': 'Рикроллим начальника...',
|
'Рикроллим начальника...',
|
||||||
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...':
|
|
||||||
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
|
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
|
||||||
'Slapping the bass...': 'Лабаем бас-гитару...',
|
'Лабаем бас-гитару...',
|
||||||
'Tasting the snozberries...': 'Пробуем снузберри на вкус...',
|
'Пробуем снузберри на вкус...',
|
||||||
"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...":
|
|
||||||
'Иду до конца, иду на скорость...',
|
'Иду до конца, иду на скорость...',
|
||||||
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...':
|
|
||||||
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
|
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
|
||||||
"I've got a good feeling about this...": 'У меня хорошее предчувствие...',
|
'У меня хорошее предчувствие...',
|
||||||
'Poking the bear...': 'Дразним медведя... (Не лезь...)',
|
'Дразним медведя... (Не лезь...)',
|
||||||
'Doing research on the latest memes...': 'Изучаем свежие мемы...',
|
'Изучаем свежие мемы...',
|
||||||
'Figuring out how to make this more witty...':
|
|
||||||
'Думаем, как сделать это остроумнее...',
|
'Думаем, как сделать это остроумнее...',
|
||||||
'Hmmm... let me think...': 'Хмм... дайте подумать...',
|
'Хмм... дайте подумать...',
|
||||||
'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...':
|
|
||||||
'Как называется бумеранг, который не возвращается? Палка...',
|
'Как называется бумеранг, который не возвращается? Палка...',
|
||||||
'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...':
|
|
||||||
'Почему компьютер простудился? Потому что оставил окна открытыми...',
|
'Почему компьютер простудился? Потому что оставил окна открытыми...',
|
||||||
"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...":
|
|
||||||
'Почему программисты не любят гулять на улице? Там среда не настроена...',
|
'Почему программисты не любят гулять на улице? Там среда не настроена...',
|
||||||
'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...':
|
|
||||||
'Почему программисты предпочитают тёмную тему? Потому что в темноте не видно багов...',
|
'Почему программисты предпочитают тёмную тему? Потому что в темноте не видно багов...',
|
||||||
'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...':
|
|
||||||
'Почему разработчик разорился? Потому что потратил весь свой кэш...',
|
'Почему разработчик разорился? Потому что потратил весь свой кэш...',
|
||||||
"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...":
|
|
||||||
'Что можно делать со сломанным карандашом? Ничего — он тупой...',
|
'Что можно делать со сломанным карандашом? Ничего — он тупой...',
|
||||||
'Applying percussive maintenance...': 'Провожу настройку методом тыка...',
|
'Провожу настройку методом тыка...',
|
||||||
'Searching for the correct USB orientation...':
|
|
||||||
'Ищем, какой стороной вставлять флешку...',
|
'Ищем, какой стороной вставлять флешку...',
|
||||||
'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...':
|
|
||||||
'Следим, чтобы волшебный дым не вышел из проводов...',
|
'Следим, чтобы волшебный дым не вышел из проводов...',
|
||||||
'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...':
|
|
||||||
'Переписываем всё на Rust без особой причины...',
|
'Переписываем всё на Rust без особой причины...',
|
||||||
'Trying to exit Vim...': 'Пытаемся выйти из Vim...',
|
'Пытаемся выйти из Vim...',
|
||||||
'Spinning up the hamster wheel...': 'Раскручиваем колесо для хомяка...',
|
'Раскручиваем колесо для хомяка...',
|
||||||
"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...": 'Это не баг, а фича...',
|
'Это не баг, а фича...',
|
||||||
'Engage.': 'Поехали!',
|
'Поехали!',
|
||||||
"I'll be back... with an answer.": 'Я вернусь... с ответом.',
|
'Я вернусь... с ответом.',
|
||||||
'My other process is a TARDIS...': 'Мой другой процесс — это ТАРДИС...',
|
'Мой другой процесс — это ТАРДИС...',
|
||||||
'Communing with the machine spirit...': 'Общаемся с духом машины...',
|
'Общаемся с духом машины...',
|
||||||
'Letting the thoughts marinate...': 'Даем мыслям замариноваться...',
|
'Даем мыслям замариноваться...',
|
||||||
'Just remembered where I put my keys...':
|
|
||||||
'Только что вспомнил, куда положил ключи...',
|
'Только что вспомнил, куда положил ключи...',
|
||||||
'Pondering the orb...': 'Размышляю над сферой...',
|
'Размышляю над сферой...',
|
||||||
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.":
|
|
||||||
'Я видел такое, что вам, людям, и не снилось... пользователя, читающего эти сообщения.',
|
'Я видел такое, что вам, людям, и не снилось... пользователя, читающего эти сообщения.',
|
||||||
'Initiating thoughtful gaze...': 'Инициируем задумчивый взгляд...',
|
'Инициируем задумчивый взгляд...',
|
||||||
"What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.":
|
|
||||||
'Что сервер заказывает в баре? Пинг-коладу.',
|
'Что сервер заказывает в баре? Пинг-коладу.',
|
||||||
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.":
|
|
||||||
'Почему Java-разработчики не убираются дома? Они ждут сборщик мусора...',
|
'Почему Java-разработчики не убираются дома? Они ждут сборщик мусора...',
|
||||||
'Charging the laser... pew pew!': 'Заряжаем лазер... пиу-пиу!',
|
'Заряжаем лазер... пиу-пиу!',
|
||||||
'Dividing by zero... just kidding!': 'Делим на ноль... шучу!',
|
'Делим на ноль... шучу!',
|
||||||
'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.':
|
|
||||||
'Ищу взрослых для присмот... в смысле, обрабатываю.',
|
'Ищу взрослых для присмот... в смысле, обрабатываю.',
|
||||||
'Making it go beep boop.': 'Делаем бип-буп.',
|
'Делаем бип-буп.',
|
||||||
'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.':
|
|
||||||
'Буферизация... даже ИИ нужно время подумать.',
|
'Буферизация... даже ИИ нужно время подумать.',
|
||||||
'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...':
|
|
||||||
'Запутываем квантовые частицы для быстрого ответа...',
|
'Запутываем квантовые частицы для быстрого ответа...',
|
||||||
'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.':
|
|
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'Полируем хром... на алгоритмах.',
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'Полируем хром... на алгоритмах.',
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'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)':
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'Вы ещё не развлеклись?! Разве вы не за этим сюда пришли?!',
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'Вы ещё не развлеклись?! Разве вы не за этим сюда пришли?!',
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'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.':
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'Призываем гремлинов кода... для помощи, конечно же.',
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'Призываем гремлинов кода... для помощи, конечно же.',
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'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...':
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||||||
'Ждем, пока закончится звук dial-up модема...',
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'Ждем, пока закончится звук dial-up модема...',
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'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.': 'Перекалибровка юморометра.',
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'Перекалибровка юморометра.',
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'My other loading screen is even funnier.':
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||||||
'Мой другой экран загрузки ещё смешнее.',
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'Мой другой экран загрузки ещё смешнее.',
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"Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...":
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||||||
'Кажется, где-то по клавиатуре гуляет кот...',
|
'Кажется, где-то по клавиатуре гуляет кот...',
|
||||||
'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.':
|
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||||||
'Улучшаем... Ещё улучшаем... Всё ещё грузится.',
|
'Улучшаем... Ещё улучшаем... Всё ещё грузится.',
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"It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.":
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||||||
'Это не баг, это фича... экрана загрузки.',
|
'Это не баг, это фича... экрана загрузки.',
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||||||
'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)':
|
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||||||
'Пробовали выключить и включить снова? (Экран загрузки, не меня!)',
|
'Пробовали выключить и включить снова? (Экран загрузки, не меня!)',
|
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'Constructing additional pylons...': 'Нужно построить больше пилонов...',
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'Нужно построить больше пилонов...',
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],
|
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};
|
};
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@ -880,165 +880,39 @@ export default {
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||||||
// ============================================================================
|
// ============================================================================
|
||||||
'Waiting for user confirmation...': '等待用户确认...',
|
'Waiting for user confirmation...': '等待用户确认...',
|
||||||
'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '（按 esc 取消，{{time}}）',
|
'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '（按 esc 取消，{{time}}）',
|
||||||
"I'm Feeling Lucky": '我感觉很幸运',
|
WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: [
|
||||||
'Shipping awesomeness... ': '正在运送精彩内容... ',
|
// --- 职场搬砖系列 ---
|
||||||
'Painting the serifs back on...': '正在重新绘制衬线...',
|
'正在努力搬砖，请稍候...',
|
||||||
'Navigating the slime mold...': '正在导航粘液霉菌...',
|
'老板在身后，快加载啊！',
|
||||||
'Consulting the digital spirits...': '正在咨询数字精灵...',
|
'头发掉光前，一定能加载完...',
|
||||||
'Reticulating splines...': '正在网格化样条曲线...',
|
'服务器正在深呼吸，准备放大招...',
|
||||||
'Warming up the AI hamsters...': '正在预热 AI 仓鼠...',
|
'正在向服务器投喂咖啡...',
|
||||||
'Asking the magic conch shell...': '正在询问魔法海螺壳...',
|
|
||||||
'Generating witty retort...': '正在生成机智的反驳...',
|
// --- 大厂黑话系列 ---
|
||||||
'Polishing the algorithms...': '正在打磨算法...',
|
'正在赋能全链路，寻找关键抓手...',
|
||||||
"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...": '不要急于追求完美（或我的代码）...',
|
'正在降本增效，优化加载路径...',
|
||||||
'Brewing fresh bytes...': '正在酿造新鲜字节...',
|
'正在打破部门壁垒，沉淀方法论...',
|
||||||
'Counting electrons...': '正在计算电子...',
|
'正在拥抱变化，迭代核心价值...',
|
||||||
'Engaging cognitive processors...': '正在启动认知处理器...',
|
'正在对齐颗粒度，打磨底层逻辑...',
|
||||||
'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...':
|
'大力出奇迹，正在强行加载...',
|
||||||
'正在检查宇宙中的语法错误...',
|
|
||||||
'One moment, optimizing humor...': '稍等片刻，正在优化幽默感...',
|
// --- 程序员自嘲系列 ---
|
||||||
'Shuffling punchlines...': '正在洗牌笑点...',
|
'只要我不写代码，代码就没有 Bug...',
|
||||||
'Untangling neural nets...': '正在解开神经网络...',
|
'正在把 Bug 转化为 Feature...',
|
||||||
'Compiling brilliance...': '正在编译智慧...',
|
'只要我不尴尬，Bug 就追不上我...',
|
||||||
'Loading wit.exe...': '正在加载 wit.exe...',
|
'正在试图理解去年的自己写了什么...',
|
||||||
'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...': '正在召唤智慧云...',
|
'正在猿力觉醒中，请耐心等待...',
|
||||||
'Preparing a witty response...': '正在准备机智的回复...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...": '稍等片刻，我正在调试现实...',
|
// --- 合作愉快系列 ---
|
||||||
'Confuzzling the options...': '正在混淆选项...',
|
'正在询问产品经理：这需求是真的吗？',
|
||||||
'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...': '正在调谐宇宙频率...',
|
'正在给产品经理画饼，请稍等...',
|
||||||
'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...':
|
|
||||||
'正在制作值得您耐心等待的回复...',
|
// --- 温暖治愈系列 ---
|
||||||
'Compiling the 1s and 0s...': '正在编译 1 和 0...',
|
'每一行代码，都在努力让世界变得更好一点点...',
|
||||||
'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...':
|
'每一个伟大的想法，都值得这份耐心的等待...',
|
||||||
'正在解决依赖关系...和存在主义危机...',
|
'别急，美好的事物总是需要一点时间去酝酿...',
|
||||||
'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...':
|
'愿你的代码永无 Bug，愿你的梦想终将成真...',
|
||||||
'正在整理记忆碎片...包括 RAM 和个人记忆...',
|
'哪怕只有 0.1% 的进度，也是在向目标靠近...',
|
||||||
'Rebooting the humor module...': '正在重启幽默模块...',
|
'加载的是字节，承载的是对技术的热爱...',
|
||||||
'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...':
|
],
|
||||||
'正在缓存必需品（主要是猫咪表情包）...',
|
|
||||||
'Optimizing for ludicrous speed': '正在优化到荒谬的速度',
|
|
||||||
"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...": '正在交换位...不要告诉字节...',
|
|
||||||
'Garbage collecting... be right back...': '正在垃圾回收...马上回来...',
|
|
||||||
'Assembling the interwebs...': '正在组装互联网...',
|
|
||||||
'Converting coffee into code...': '正在将咖啡转换为代码...',
|
|
||||||
'Updating the syntax for reality...': '正在更新现实的语法...',
|
|
||||||
'Rewiring the synapses...': '正在重新连接突触...',
|
|
||||||
'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...': '正在寻找放错位置的分号...',
|
|
||||||
"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...": '正在给机器的齿轮上油...',
|
|
||||||
'Pre-heating the servers...': '正在预热服务器...',
|
|
||||||
'Calibrating the flux capacitor...': '正在校准通量电容器...',
|
|
||||||
'Engaging the improbability drive...': '正在启动不可能性驱动器...',
|
|
||||||
'Channeling the Force...': '正在引导原力...',
|
|
||||||
'Aligning the stars for optimal response...': '正在对齐星星以获得最佳回复...',
|
|
||||||
'So say we all...': '我们都说...',
|
|
||||||
'Loading the next great idea...': '正在加载下一个伟大的想法...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...": '稍等片刻，我正进入状态...',
|
|
||||||
'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...': '正在准备用智慧让您眼花缭乱...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...": '稍等片刻，我正在打磨我的智慧...',
|
|
||||||
"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...": '请稍等，我正在制作杰作...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...": '稍等片刻，我正在调试宇宙...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...": '稍等片刻，我正在对齐像素...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...": '稍等片刻，我正在优化幽默感...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...": '稍等片刻，我正在调整算法...',
|
|
||||||
'Warp speed engaged...': '曲速已启动...',
|
|
||||||
'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...': '正在挖掘更多二锂晶体...',
|
|
||||||
"Don't panic...": '不要惊慌...',
|
|
||||||
'Following the white rabbit...': '正在跟随白兔...',
|
|
||||||
'The truth is in here... somewhere...': '真相在这里...某个地方...',
|
|
||||||
'Blowing on the cartridge...': '正在吹卡带...',
|
|
||||||
'Loading... Do a barrel roll!': '正在加载...做个桶滚！',
|
|
||||||
'Waiting for the respawn...': '等待重生...',
|
|
||||||
'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...':
|
|
||||||
'正在以不到 12 秒差距完成凯塞尔航线...',
|
|
||||||
"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...":
|
|
||||||
'蛋糕不是谎言，只是还在加载...',
|
|
||||||
'Fiddling with the character creation screen...': '正在摆弄角色创建界面...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...":
|
|
||||||
'稍等片刻，我正在寻找合适的表情包...',
|
|
||||||
"Pressing 'A' to continue...": "按 'A' 继续...",
|
|
||||||
'Herding digital cats...': '正在放牧数字猫...',
|
|
||||||
'Polishing the pixels...': '正在打磨像素...',
|
|
||||||
'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...': '正在寻找合适的加载屏幕双关语...',
|
|
||||||
'Distracting you with this witty phrase...':
|
|
||||||
'正在用这个机智的短语分散您的注意力...',
|
|
||||||
'Almost there... probably...': '快到了...可能...',
|
|
||||||
'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...':
|
|
||||||
'我们的仓鼠正在尽可能快地工作...',
|
|
||||||
'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...': '正在拍拍 Cloudy 的头...',
|
|
||||||
'Petting the cat...': '正在抚摸猫咪...',
|
|
||||||
'Rickrolling my boss...': '正在 Rickroll 我的老板...',
|
|
||||||
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...':
|
|
||||||
'永远不会放弃你，永远不会让你失望...',
|
|
||||||
'Slapping the bass...': '正在拍打低音...',
|
|
||||||
'Tasting the snozberries...': '正在品尝 snozberries...',
|
|
||||||
"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...":
|
|
||||||
'我要走得更远，我要追求速度...',
|
|
||||||
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...':
|
|
||||||
'这是真实的生活吗？还是只是幻想？...',
|
|
||||||
"I've got a good feeling about this...": '我对这个感觉很好...',
|
|
||||||
'Poking the bear...': '正在戳熊...',
|
|
||||||
'Doing research on the latest memes...': '正在研究最新的表情包...',
|
|
||||||
'Figuring out how to make this more witty...': '正在想办法让这更有趣...',
|
|
||||||
'Hmmm... let me think...': '嗯...让我想想...',
|
|
||||||
'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...':
|
|
||||||
'没有眼睛的鱼叫什么？一条鱼...',
|
|
||||||
'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...':
|
|
||||||
'为什么电脑去看心理医生？因为它有太多字节...',
|
|
||||||
"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...":
|
|
||||||
'为什么程序员不喜欢大自然？因为虫子太多了...',
|
|
||||||
'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...':
|
|
||||||
'为什么程序员喜欢暗色模式？因为光会吸引虫子...',
|
|
||||||
'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...':
|
|
||||||
'为什么开发者破产了？因为他们用完了所有缓存...',
|
|
||||||
"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...":
|
|
||||||
'你能用断了的铅笔做什么？什么都不能，因为它没有笔尖...',
|
|
||||||
'Applying percussive maintenance...': '正在应用敲击维护...',
|
|
||||||
'Searching for the correct USB orientation...': '正在寻找正确的 USB 方向...',
|
|
||||||
'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...':
|
|
||||||
'确保魔法烟雾留在电线内...',
|
|
||||||
'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...':
|
|
||||||
'正在用 Rust 重写，没有特别的原因...',
|
|
||||||
'Trying to exit Vim...': '正在尝试退出 Vim...',
|
|
||||||
'Spinning up the hamster wheel...': '正在启动仓鼠轮...',
|
|
||||||
"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...":
|
|
||||||
'这不是一个错误，这是一个未记录的功能...',
|
|
||||||
'Engage.': '启动。',
|
|
||||||
"I'll be back... with an answer.": '我会回来的...带着答案。',
|
|
||||||
'My other process is a TARDIS...': '我的另一个进程是 TARDIS...',
|
|
||||||
'Communing with the machine spirit...': '正在与机器精神交流...',
|
|
||||||
'Letting the thoughts marinate...': '让想法慢慢酝酿...',
|
|
||||||
'Just remembered where I put my keys...': '刚刚想起我把钥匙放在哪里了...',
|
|
||||||
'Pondering the orb...': '正在思考球体...',
|
|
||||||
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.":
|
|
||||||
'我见过你们不会相信的事情...比如一个阅读加载消息的用户。',
|
|
||||||
'Initiating thoughtful gaze...': '正在启动深思凝视...',
|
|
||||||
"What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.":
|
|
||||||
'电脑最喜欢的零食是什么？微芯片。',
|
|
||||||
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.":
|
|
||||||
'为什么 Java 开发者戴眼镜？因为他们不会 C#。',
|
|
||||||
'Charging the laser... pew pew!': '正在给激光充电...砰砰！',
|
|
||||||
'Dividing by zero... just kidding!': '除以零...只是开玩笑！',
|
|
||||||
'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.':
|
|
||||||
'正在寻找成人监督...我是说，处理中。',
|
|
||||||
'Making it go beep boop.': '让它发出哔哔声。',
|
|
||||||
'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.':
|
|
||||||
'正在缓冲...因为即使是 AI 也需要片刻。',
|
|
||||||
'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...':
|
|
||||||
'正在纠缠量子粒子以获得更快的回复...',
|
|
||||||
'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.': '正在打磨铬...在算法上。',
|
|
||||||
'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)': '你不觉得有趣吗？（正在努力！）',
|
|
||||||
'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.':
|
|
||||||
'正在召唤代码小精灵...当然是来帮忙的。',
|
|
||||||
'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...': '只是等待拨号音结束...',
|
|
||||||
'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.': '正在重新校准幽默计。',
|
|
||||||
'My other loading screen is even funnier.': '我的另一个加载屏幕更有趣。',
|
|
||||||
"Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...":
|
|
||||||
'很确定有只猫在某个地方键盘上走...',
|
|
||||||
'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.':
|
|
||||||
'正在增强...正在增强...仍在加载。',
|
|
||||||
"It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.":
|
|
||||||
'这不是一个错误，这是一个功能...这个加载屏幕的功能。',
|
|
||||||
'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)':
|
|
||||||
'你试过把它关掉再打开吗？（加载屏幕，不是我。）',
|
|
||||||
'Constructing additional pylons...': '正在建造额外的能量塔...',
|
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -8,19 +8,22 @@ import { describe, it, expect, vi, beforeEach, afterEach } from 'vitest';
|
||||||
import { renderHook, act } from '@testing-library/react';
|
import { renderHook, act } from '@testing-library/react';
|
||||||
import { useLoadingIndicator } from './useLoadingIndicator.js';
|
import { useLoadingIndicator } from './useLoadingIndicator.js';
|
||||||
import { StreamingState } from '../types.js';
|
import { StreamingState } from '../types.js';
|
||||||
import {
|
import { PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS } from './usePhraseCycler.js';
|
||||||
WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES,
|
import * as i18n from '../../i18n/index.js';
|
||||||
PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS,
|
|
||||||
} from './usePhraseCycler.js';
|
const MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES = ['Phrase 1', 'Phrase 2', 'Phrase 3'];
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
describe('useLoadingIndicator', () => {
|
describe('useLoadingIndicator', () => {
|
||||||
beforeEach(() => {
|
beforeEach(() => {
|
||||||
vi.useFakeTimers();
|
vi.useFakeTimers();
|
||||||
|
vi.spyOn(i18n, 'ta').mockReturnValue(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES);
|
||||||
|
vi.spyOn(i18n, 't').mockImplementation((key) => key);
|
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});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
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afterEach(() => {
|
afterEach(() => {
|
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vi.useRealTimers(); // Restore real timers after each test
|
vi.useRealTimers(); // Restore real timers after each test
|
||||||
act(() => vi.runOnlyPendingTimers);
|
act(() => vi.runOnlyPendingTimers);
|
||||||
|
vi.restoreAllMocks();
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
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it('should initialize with default values when Idle', () => {
|
it('should initialize with default values when Idle', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -28,9 +31,7 @@ describe('useLoadingIndicator', () => {
|
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useLoadingIndicator(StreamingState.Idle),
|
useLoadingIndicator(StreamingState.Idle),
|
||||||
);
|
);
|
||||||
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0);
|
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0);
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current.currentLoadingPhrase);
|
||||||
result.current.currentLoadingPhrase,
|
|
||||||
);
|
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should reflect values when Responding', async () => {
|
it('should reflect values when Responding', async () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -40,18 +41,14 @@ describe('useLoadingIndicator', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Initial state before timers advance
|
// Initial state before timers advance
|
||||||
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0);
|
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0);
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current.currentLoadingPhrase);
|
||||||
result.current.currentLoadingPhrase,
|
|
||||||
);
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
await act(async () => {
|
await act(async () => {
|
||||||
await vi.advanceTimersByTimeAsync(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS + 1);
|
await vi.advanceTimersByTimeAsync(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS + 1);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Phrase should cycle if PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS has passed
|
// Phrase should cycle if PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS has passed
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current.currentLoadingPhrase);
|
||||||
result.current.currentLoadingPhrase,
|
|
||||||
);
|
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should show waiting phrase and retain elapsedTime when WaitingForConfirmation', async () => {
|
it('should show waiting phrase and retain elapsedTime when WaitingForConfirmation', async () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -104,9 +101,7 @@ describe('useLoadingIndicator', () => {
|
||||||
rerender({ streamingState: StreamingState.Responding });
|
rerender({ streamingState: StreamingState.Responding });
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0); // Should reset
|
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0); // Should reset
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current.currentLoadingPhrase);
|
||||||
result.current.currentLoadingPhrase,
|
|
||||||
);
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
await act(async () => {
|
await act(async () => {
|
||||||
await vi.advanceTimersByTimeAsync(1000);
|
await vi.advanceTimersByTimeAsync(1000);
|
||||||
|
|
@ -130,9 +125,7 @@ describe('useLoadingIndicator', () => {
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0);
|
expect(result.current.elapsedTime).toBe(0);
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current.currentLoadingPhrase);
|
||||||
result.current.currentLoadingPhrase,
|
|
||||||
);
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Timer should not advance
|
// Timer should not advance
|
||||||
await act(async () => {
|
await act(async () => {
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -8,13 +8,17 @@ import { describe, it, expect, vi, beforeEach, afterEach } from 'vitest';
|
||||||
import { renderHook, act } from '@testing-library/react';
|
import { renderHook, act } from '@testing-library/react';
|
||||||
import {
|
import {
|
||||||
usePhraseCycler,
|
usePhraseCycler,
|
||||||
WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES,
|
|
||||||
PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS,
|
PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS,
|
||||||
} from './usePhraseCycler.js';
|
} from './usePhraseCycler.js';
|
||||||
|
import * as i18n from '../../i18n/index.js';
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
const MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES = ['Phrase 1', 'Phrase 2', 'Phrase 3'];
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
beforeEach(() => {
|
beforeEach(() => {
|
||||||
vi.useFakeTimers();
|
vi.useFakeTimers();
|
||||||
|
vi.spyOn(i18n, 'ta').mockReturnValue(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES);
|
||||||
|
vi.spyOn(i18n, 't').mockImplementation((key) => key);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
afterEach(() => {
|
afterEach(() => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -23,7 +27,7 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should initialize with a witty phrase when not active and not waiting', () => {
|
it('should initialize with a witty phrase when not active and not waiting', () => {
|
||||||
const { result } = renderHook(() => usePhraseCycler(false, false));
|
const { result } = renderHook(() => usePhraseCycler(false, false));
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should show "Waiting for user confirmation..." when isWaiting is true', () => {
|
it('should show "Waiting for user confirmation..." when isWaiting is true', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -47,35 +51,30 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
it('should cycle through witty phrases when isActive is true and not waiting', () => {
|
it('should cycle through witty phrases when isActive is true and not waiting', () => {
|
||||||
const { result } = renderHook(() => usePhraseCycler(true, false));
|
const { result } = renderHook(() => usePhraseCycler(true, false));
|
||||||
// Initial phrase should be one of the witty phrases
|
// Initial phrase should be one of the witty phrases
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
const _initialPhrase = result.current;
|
const _initialPhrase = result.current;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
act(() => {
|
act(() => {
|
||||||
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
// Phrase should change and be one of the witty phrases
|
// Phrase should change and be one of the witty phrases
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
const _secondPhrase = result.current;
|
const _secondPhrase = result.current;
|
||||||
act(() => {
|
act(() => {
|
||||||
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should reset to a witty phrase when isActive becomes true after being false (and not waiting)', () => {
|
it('should reset to a witty phrase when isActive becomes true after being false (and not waiting)', () => {
|
||||||
// Ensure there are at least two phrases for this test to be meaningful.
|
|
||||||
if (WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.length < 2) {
|
|
||||||
return;
|
|
||||||
}
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Mock Math.random to make the test deterministic.
|
// Mock Math.random to make the test deterministic.
|
||||||
let callCount = 0;
|
let callCount = 0;
|
||||||
vi.spyOn(Math, 'random').mockImplementation(() => {
|
vi.spyOn(Math, 'random').mockImplementation(() => {
|
||||||
// Cycle through 0, 1, 0, 1, ...
|
// Cycle through 0, 1, 0, 1, ...
|
||||||
const val = callCount % 2;
|
const val = callCount % 2;
|
||||||
callCount++;
|
callCount++;
|
||||||
return val / WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.length;
|
return val / MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES.length;
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
const { result, rerender } = renderHook(
|
const { result, rerender } = renderHook(
|
||||||
|
|
@ -86,9 +85,9 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
// Activate
|
// Activate
|
||||||
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false });
|
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false });
|
||||||
const firstActivePhrase = result.current;
|
const firstActivePhrase = result.current;
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(firstActivePhrase);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(firstActivePhrase);
|
||||||
// With our mock, this should be the first phrase.
|
// With our mock, this should be the first phrase.
|
||||||
expect(firstActivePhrase).toBe(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[0]);
|
expect(firstActivePhrase).toBe(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES[0]);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
act(() => {
|
act(() => {
|
||||||
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
||||||
|
|
@ -96,18 +95,18 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Phrase should change to the second phrase.
|
// Phrase should change to the second phrase.
|
||||||
expect(result.current).not.toBe(firstActivePhrase);
|
expect(result.current).not.toBe(firstActivePhrase);
|
||||||
expect(result.current).toBe(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[1]);
|
expect(result.current).toBe(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES[1]);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Set to inactive - should reset to the default initial phrase
|
// Set to inactive - should reset to the default initial phrase
|
||||||
rerender({ isActive: false, isWaiting: false });
|
rerender({ isActive: false, isWaiting: false });
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Set back to active - should pick a random witty phrase (which our mock controls)
|
// Set back to active - should pick a random witty phrase (which our mock controls)
|
||||||
act(() => {
|
act(() => {
|
||||||
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false });
|
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false });
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
// The random mock will now return 0, so it should be the first phrase again.
|
// The random mock will now return 0, so it should be the first phrase again.
|
||||||
expect(result.current).toBe(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[0]);
|
expect(result.current).toBe(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES[0]);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should clear phrase interval on unmount when active', () => {
|
it('should clear phrase interval on unmount when active', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -148,7 +147,7 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false, customPhrases: undefined });
|
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false, customPhrases: undefined });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should fall back to witty phrases if custom phrases are an empty array', () => {
|
it('should fall back to witty phrases if custom phrases are an empty array', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -164,7 +163,7 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
},
|
},
|
||||||
);
|
);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
it('should reset to a witty phrase when transitioning from waiting to active', () => {
|
it('should reset to a witty phrase when transitioning from waiting to active', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
@ -174,16 +173,13 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
);
|
);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
const _initialPhrase = result.current;
|
const _initialPhrase = result.current;
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(_initialPhrase);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(_initialPhrase);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Cycle to a different phrase (potentially)
|
// Cycle to a different phrase (potentially)
|
||||||
act(() => {
|
act(() => {
|
||||||
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
vi.advanceTimersByTime(PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
if (WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.length > 1) {
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
// This check is probabilistic with random selection
|
|
||||||
}
|
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Go to waiting state
|
// Go to waiting state
|
||||||
rerender({ isActive: false, isWaiting: true });
|
rerender({ isActive: false, isWaiting: true });
|
||||||
|
|
@ -191,6 +187,6 @@ describe('usePhraseCycler', () => {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
// Go back to active cycling - should pick a random witty phrase
|
// Go back to active cycling - should pick a random witty phrase
|
||||||
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false });
|
rerender({ isActive: true, isWaiting: false });
|
||||||
expect(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
expect(MOCK_WITTY_PHRASES).toContain(result.current);
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -5,139 +5,9 @@
|
||||||
*/
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
import { useState, useEffect, useRef, useMemo } from 'react';
|
import { useState, useEffect, useRef, useMemo } from 'react';
|
||||||
import { t } from '../../i18n/index.js';
|
import { t, ta } from '../../i18n/index.js';
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
|
export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: string[] = ["I'm Feeling Lucky"];
|
||||||
"I'm Feeling Lucky",
|
|
||||||
'Shipping awesomeness... ',
|
|
||||||
'Painting the serifs back on...',
|
|
||||||
'Navigating the slime mold...',
|
|
||||||
'Consulting the digital spirits...',
|
|
||||||
'Reticulating splines...',
|
|
||||||
'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
|
|
||||||
'Asking the magic conch shell...',
|
|
||||||
'Generating witty retort...',
|
|
||||||
'Polishing the algorithms...',
|
|
||||||
"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...",
|
|
||||||
'Brewing fresh bytes...',
|
|
||||||
'Counting electrons...',
|
|
||||||
'Engaging cognitive processors...',
|
|
||||||
'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...',
|
|
||||||
'One moment, optimizing humor...',
|
|
||||||
'Shuffling punchlines...',
|
|
||||||
'Untangling neural nets...',
|
|
||||||
'Compiling brilliance...',
|
|
||||||
'Loading wit.exe...',
|
|
||||||
'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
|
|
||||||
'Preparing a witty response...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
|
|
||||||
'Confuzzling the options...',
|
|
||||||
'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
|
|
||||||
'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
|
|
||||||
'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
|
|
||||||
'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
|
|
||||||
'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
|
|
||||||
'Rebooting the humor module...',
|
|
||||||
'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
|
|
||||||
'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
|
|
||||||
"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
|
|
||||||
'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
|
|
||||||
'Assembling the interwebs...',
|
|
||||||
'Converting coffee into code...',
|
|
||||||
'Updating the syntax for reality...',
|
|
||||||
'Rewiring the synapses...',
|
|
||||||
'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
|
|
||||||
"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
|
|
||||||
'Pre-heating the servers...',
|
|
||||||
'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
|
|
||||||
'Engaging the improbability drive...',
|
|
||||||
'Channeling the Force...',
|
|
||||||
'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
|
|
||||||
'So say we all...',
|
|
||||||
'Loading the next great idea...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
|
|
||||||
'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
|
|
||||||
"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
|
|
||||||
"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
|
|
||||||
"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
|
|
||||||
'Warp speed engaged...',
|
|
||||||
'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
|
|
||||||
"Don't panic...",
|
|
||||||
'Following the white rabbit...',
|
|
||||||
'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
|
|
||||||
'Blowing on the cartridge...',
|
|
||||||
'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
|
|
||||||
'Waiting for the respawn...',
|
|
||||||
'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
|
|
||||||
"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
|
|
||||||
'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
|
|
||||||
"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
|
|
||||||
"Pressing 'A' to continue...",
|
|
||||||
'Herding digital cats...',
|
|
||||||
'Polishing the pixels...',
|
|
||||||
'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
|
|
||||||
'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
|
|
||||||
'Almost there... probably...',
|
|
||||||
'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
|
|
||||||
'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
|
|
||||||
'Petting the cat...',
|
|
||||||
'Rickrolling my boss...',
|
|
||||||
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
|
|
||||||
'Slapping the bass...',
|
|
||||||
'Tasting the snozberries...',
|
|
||||||
"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...",
|
|
||||||
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
|
|
||||||
"I've got a good feeling about this...",
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'Poking the bear...',
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'Doing research on the latest memes...',
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'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
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'Hmmm... let me think...',
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'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
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'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
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"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
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'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
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'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...',
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"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
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'Applying percussive maintenance...',
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'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
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'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
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'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...',
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'Trying to exit Vim...',
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'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
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"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
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'Engage.',
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"I'll be back... with an answer.",
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'My other process is a TARDIS...',
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'Communing with the machine spirit...',
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'Letting the thoughts marinate...',
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'Just remembered where I put my keys...',
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'Pondering the orb...',
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.",
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'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
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"What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.",
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"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.",
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'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
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'Dividing by zero... just kidding!',
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'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.',
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'Making it go beep boop.',
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'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.',
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'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...',
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'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.',
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'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)',
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'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.',
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'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...',
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'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.',
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'My other loading screen is even funnier.',
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"Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...",
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'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.',
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"It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.",
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'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)',
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'Constructing additional pylons...',
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'New line? That’s Ctrl+J.',
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];
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export const PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS = 15000;
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export const PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS = 15000;
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@ -152,14 +22,16 @@ export const usePhraseCycler = (
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isWaiting: boolean,
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isWaiting: boolean,
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customPhrases?: string[],
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customPhrases?: string[],
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) => {
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) => {
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// Translate all phrases at once if using default phrases
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// Get phrases from translations if available
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const loadingPhrases = useMemo(
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const loadingPhrases = useMemo(() => {
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() =>
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if (customPhrases && customPhrases.length > 0) {
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customPhrases && customPhrases.length > 0
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return customPhrases;
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? customPhrases
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}
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: WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.map((phrase) => t(phrase)),
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const translatedPhrases = ta('WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES');
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[customPhrases],
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return translatedPhrases.length > 0
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);
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? translatedPhrases
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: WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES;
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}, [customPhrases]);
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const [currentLoadingPhrase, setCurrentLoadingPhrase] = useState(
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const [currentLoadingPhrase, setCurrentLoadingPhrase] = useState(
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loadingPhrases[0],
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loadingPhrases[0],
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