feat: update code

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'Waiting for user confirmation...': '等待用户确认...',
'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '(按 esc 取消,{{time}}',
"I'm Feeling Lucky": '我感觉很幸运',
'Shipping awesomeness... ': '正在运送精彩内容... ',
'Painting the serifs back on...': '正在重新绘制衬线...',
'Navigating the slime mold...': '正在导航粘液霉菌...',
'Consulting the digital spirits...': '正在咨询数字精灵...',
'Reticulating splines...': '正在网格化样条曲线...',
'Warming up the AI hamsters...': '正在预热 AI 仓鼠...',
'Asking the magic conch shell...': '正在询问魔法海螺壳...',
'Generating witty retort...': '正在生成机智的反驳...',
'Polishing the algorithms...': '正在打磨算法...',
"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...": '不要急于追求完美(或我的代码)...',
'Brewing fresh bytes...': '正在酿造新鲜字节...',
'Counting electrons...': '正在计算电子...',
'Engaging cognitive processors...': '正在启动认知处理器...',
'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...':
'正在检查宇宙中的语法错误...',
'One moment, optimizing humor...': '稍等片刻,正在优化幽默感...',
'Shuffling punchlines...': '正在洗牌笑点...',
'Untangling neural nets...': '正在解开神经网络...',
'Compiling brilliance...': '正在编译智慧...',
'Loading wit.exe...': '正在加载 wit.exe...',
'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...': '正在召唤智慧云...',
'Preparing a witty response...': '正在准备机智的回复...',
"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...": '稍等片刻,我正在调试现实...',
'Confuzzling the options...': '正在混淆选项...',
'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...': '正在调谐宇宙频率...',
'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...':
'正在制作值得您耐心等待的回复...',
'Compiling the 1s and 0s...': '正在编译 1 和 0...',
'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...':
'正在解决依赖关系...和存在主义危机...',
'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...':
'正在整理记忆碎片...包括 RAM 和个人记忆...',
'Rebooting the humor module...': '正在重启幽默模块...',
'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...':
'正在缓存必需品(主要是猫咪表情包)...',
'Optimizing for ludicrous speed': '正在优化到荒谬的速度',
"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...": '正在交换位...不要告诉字节...',
'Garbage collecting... be right back...': '正在垃圾回收...马上回来...',
'Assembling the interwebs...': '正在组装互联网...',
'Converting coffee into code...': '正在将咖啡转换为代码...',
'Updating the syntax for reality...': '正在更新现实的语法...',
'Rewiring the synapses...': '正在重新连接突触...',
'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...': '正在寻找放错位置的分号...',
"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...": '正在给机器的齿轮上油...',
'Pre-heating the servers...': '正在预热服务器...',
'Calibrating the flux capacitor...': '正在校准通量电容器...',
'Engaging the improbability drive...': '正在启动不可能性驱动器...',
'Channeling the Force...': '正在引导原力...',
'Aligning the stars for optimal response...': '正在对齐星星以获得最佳回复...',
'So say we all...': '我们都说...',
'Loading the next great idea...': '正在加载下一个伟大的想法...',
"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...": '稍等片刻,我正进入状态...',
'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...': '正在准备用智慧让您眼花缭乱...',
"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...": '稍等片刻,我正在打磨我的智慧...',
"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...": '请稍等,我正在制作杰作...',
"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...": '稍等片刻,我正在调试宇宙...',
"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...": '稍等片刻,我正在对齐像素...',
"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...": '稍等片刻,我正在优化幽默感...',
"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...": '稍等片刻,我正在调整算法...',
'Warp speed engaged...': '曲速已启动...',
'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...': '正在挖掘更多二锂晶体...',
"Don't panic...": '不要惊慌...',
'Following the white rabbit...': '正在跟随白兔...',
'The truth is in here... somewhere...': '真相在这里...某个地方...',
'Blowing on the cartridge...': '正在吹卡带...',
'Loading... Do a barrel roll!': '正在加载...做个桶滚!',
'Waiting for the respawn...': '等待重生...',
'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...':
'正在以不到 12 秒差距完成凯塞尔航线...',
"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...":
'蛋糕不是谎言,只是还在加载...',
'Fiddling with the character creation screen...': '正在摆弄角色创建界面...',
"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...":
'稍等片刻,我正在寻找合适的表情包...',
"Pressing 'A' to continue...": "按 'A' 继续...",
'Herding digital cats...': '正在放牧数字猫...',
'Polishing the pixels...': '正在打磨像素...',
'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...': '正在寻找合适的加载屏幕双关语...',
'Distracting you with this witty phrase...':
'正在用这个机智的短语分散您的注意力...',
'Almost there... probably...': '快到了...可能...',
'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...':
'我们的仓鼠正在尽可能快地工作...',
'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...': '正在拍拍 Cloudy 的头...',
'Petting the cat...': '正在抚摸猫咪...',
'Rickrolling my boss...': '正在 Rickroll 我的老板...',
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...':
'永远不会放弃你,永远不会让你失望...',
'Slapping the bass...': '正在拍打低音...',
'Tasting the snozberries...': '正在品尝 snozberries...',
"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...":
'我要走得更远,我要追求速度...',
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...':
'这是真实的生活吗?还是只是幻想?...',
"I've got a good feeling about this...": '我对这个感觉很好...',
'Poking the bear...': '正在戳熊...',
'Doing research on the latest memes...': '正在研究最新的表情包...',
'Figuring out how to make this more witty...': '正在想办法让这更有趣...',
'Hmmm... let me think...': '嗯...让我想想...',
'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...':
'没有眼睛的鱼叫什么?一条鱼...',
'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...':
'为什么电脑去看心理医生?因为它有太多字节...',
"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...":
'为什么程序员不喜欢大自然?因为虫子太多了...',
'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...':
'为什么程序员喜欢暗色模式?因为光会吸引虫子...',
'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...':
'为什么开发者破产了?因为他们用完了所有缓存...',
"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...":
'你能用断了的铅笔做什么?什么都不能,因为它没有笔尖...',
'Applying percussive maintenance...': '正在应用敲击维护...',
'Searching for the correct USB orientation...': '正在寻找正确的 USB 方向...',
'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...':
'确保魔法烟雾留在电线内...',
'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...':
'正在用 Rust 重写,没有特别的原因...',
'Trying to exit Vim...': '正在尝试退出 Vim...',
'Spinning up the hamster wheel...': '正在启动仓鼠轮...',
"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...":
'这不是一个错误,这是一个未记录的功能...',
'Engage.': '启动。',
"I'll be back... with an answer.": '我会回来的...带着答案。',
'My other process is a TARDIS...': '我的另一个进程是 TARDIS...',
'Communing with the machine spirit...': '正在与机器精神交流...',
'Letting the thoughts marinate...': '让想法慢慢酝酿...',
'Just remembered where I put my keys...': '刚刚想起我把钥匙放在哪里了...',
'Pondering the orb...': '正在思考球体...',
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.":
'我见过你们不会相信的事情...比如一个阅读加载消息的用户。',
'Initiating thoughtful gaze...': '正在启动深思凝视...',
"What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.":
'电脑最喜欢的零食是什么?微芯片。',
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.":
'为什么 Java 开发者戴眼镜?因为他们不会 C#。',
'Charging the laser... pew pew!': '正在给激光充电...砰砰!',
'Dividing by zero... just kidding!': '除以零...只是开玩笑!',
'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.':
'正在寻找成人监督...我是说,处理中。',
'Making it go beep boop.': '让它发出哔哔声。',
'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.':
'正在缓冲...因为即使是 AI 也需要片刻。',
'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...':
'正在纠缠量子粒子以获得更快的回复...',
'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.': '正在打磨铬...在算法上。',
'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)': '你不觉得有趣吗?(正在努力!)',
'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.':
'正在召唤代码小精灵...当然是来帮忙的。',
'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...': '只是等待拨号音结束...',
'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.': '正在重新校准幽默计。',
'My other loading screen is even funnier.': '我的另一个加载屏幕更有趣。',
"Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...":
'很确定有只猫在某个地方键盘上走...',
'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.':
'正在增强...正在增强...仍在加载。',
"It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.":
'这不是一个错误,这是一个功能...这个加载屏幕的功能。',
'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)':
'你试过把它关掉再打开吗?(加载屏幕,不是我。)',
'Constructing additional pylons...': '正在建造额外的能量塔...',
WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: [
// --- 职场搬砖系列 ---
'正在努力搬砖,请稍候...',
'老板在身后,快加载啊!',
'头发掉光前,一定能加载完...',
'服务器正在深呼吸,准备放大招...',
'正在向服务器投喂咖啡...',
// --- 大厂黑话系列 ---
'正在赋能全链路,寻找关键抓手...',
'正在降本增效,优化加载路径...',
'正在打破部门壁垒,沉淀方法论...',
'正在拥抱变化,迭代核心价值...',
'正在对齐颗粒度,打磨底层逻辑...',
'大力出奇迹,正在强行加载...',
// --- 程序员自嘲系列 ---
'只要我不写代码,代码就没有 Bug...',
'正在把 Bug 转化为 Feature...',
'只要我不尴尬Bug 就追不上我...',
'正在试图理解去年的自己写了什么...',
'正在猿力觉醒中,请耐心等待...',
// --- 合作愉快系列 ---
'正在询问产品经理:这需求是真的吗?',
'正在给产品经理画饼,请稍等...',
// --- 温暖治愈系列 ---
'每一行代码,都在努力让世界变得更好一点点...',
'每一个伟大的想法,都值得这份耐心的等待...',
'别急,美好的事物总是需要一点时间去酝酿...',
'愿你的代码永无 Bug愿你的梦想终将成真...',
'哪怕只有 0.1% 的进度,也是在向目标靠近...',
'加载的是字节,承载的是对技术的热爱...',
],
};