feat: update code

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@ -927,192 +927,138 @@ export default {
// ============================================================================
'Waiting for user confirmation...': 'Waiting for user confirmation...',
'(esc to cancel, {{time}})': '(esc to cancel, {{time}})',
"I'm Feeling Lucky": "I'm Feeling Lucky",
'Shipping awesomeness... ': 'Shipping awesomeness... ',
'Painting the serifs back on...': 'Painting the serifs back on...',
'Navigating the slime mold...': 'Navigating the slime mold...',
'Consulting the digital spirits...': 'Consulting the digital spirits...',
'Reticulating splines...': 'Reticulating splines...',
'Warming up the AI hamsters...': 'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
'Asking the magic conch shell...': 'Asking the magic conch shell...',
'Generating witty retort...': 'Generating witty retort...',
'Polishing the algorithms...': 'Polishing the algorithms...',
"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...":
// ============================================================================
// Loading Phrases
// ============================================================================
WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: [
"I'm Feeling Lucky",
'Shipping awesomeness... ',
'Painting the serifs back on...',
'Navigating the slime mold...',
'Consulting the digital spirits...',
'Reticulating splines...',
'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
'Asking the magic conch shell...',
'Generating witty retort...',
'Polishing the algorithms...',
"Don't rush perfection (or my code)...",
'Brewing fresh bytes...': 'Brewing fresh bytes...',
'Counting electrons...': 'Counting electrons...',
'Engaging cognitive processors...': 'Engaging cognitive processors...',
'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...':
'Brewing fresh bytes...',
'Counting electrons...',
'Engaging cognitive processors...',
'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...',
'One moment, optimizing humor...': 'One moment, optimizing humor...',
'Shuffling punchlines...': 'Shuffling punchlines...',
'Untangling neural nets...': 'Untangling neural nets...',
'Compiling brilliance...': 'Compiling brilliance...',
'Loading wit.exe...': 'Loading wit.exe...',
'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...': 'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
'Preparing a witty response...': 'Preparing a witty response...',
"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...":
'One moment, optimizing humor...',
'Shuffling punchlines...',
'Untangling neural nets...',
'Compiling brilliance...',
'Loading wit.exe...',
'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
'Preparing a witty response...',
"Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
'Confuzzling the options...': 'Confuzzling the options...',
'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...': 'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...':
'Confuzzling the options...',
'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
'Compiling the 1s and 0s...': 'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...':
'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...':
'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
'Rebooting the humor module...': 'Rebooting the humor module...',
'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...':
'Rebooting the humor module...',
'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
'Optimizing for ludicrous speed': 'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...":
'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
"Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
'Garbage collecting... be right back...':
'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
'Assembling the interwebs...': 'Assembling the interwebs...',
'Converting coffee into code...': 'Converting coffee into code...',
'Updating the syntax for reality...': 'Updating the syntax for reality...',
'Rewiring the synapses...': 'Rewiring the synapses...',
'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...':
'Assembling the interwebs...',
'Converting coffee into code...',
'Updating the syntax for reality...',
'Rewiring the synapses...',
'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...": "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
'Pre-heating the servers...': 'Pre-heating the servers...',
'Calibrating the flux capacitor...': 'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
'Engaging the improbability drive...': 'Engaging the improbability drive...',
'Channeling the Force...': 'Channeling the Force...',
'Aligning the stars for optimal response...':
"Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
'Pre-heating the servers...',
'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
'Engaging the improbability drive...',
'Channeling the Force...',
'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
'So say we all...': 'So say we all...',
'Loading the next great idea...': 'Loading the next great idea...',
"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...": "Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...':
'So say we all...',
'Loading the next great idea...',
"Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...":
"Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...":
"Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...":
"Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...":
"Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...":
"Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...":
"Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
'Warp speed engaged...': 'Warp speed engaged...',
'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...':
'Warp speed engaged...',
'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
"Don't panic...": "Don't panic...",
'Following the white rabbit...': 'Following the white rabbit...',
'The truth is in here... somewhere...':
"Don't panic...",
'Following the white rabbit...',
'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
'Blowing on the cartridge...': 'Blowing on the cartridge...',
'Loading... Do a barrel roll!': 'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
'Waiting for the respawn...': 'Waiting for the respawn...',
'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...':
'Blowing on the cartridge...',
'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
'Waiting for the respawn...',
'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...":
"The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
'Fiddling with the character creation screen...':
'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...":
"Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
"Pressing 'A' to continue...": "Pressing 'A' to continue...",
'Herding digital cats...': 'Herding digital cats...',
'Polishing the pixels...': 'Polishing the pixels...',
'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...':
"Pressing 'A' to continue...",
'Herding digital cats...',
'Polishing the pixels...',
'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
'Distracting you with this witty phrase...':
'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
'Almost there... probably...': 'Almost there... probably...',
'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...':
'Almost there... probably...',
'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...': 'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
'Petting the cat...': 'Petting the cat...',
'Rickrolling my boss...': 'Rickrolling my boss...',
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...':
'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
'Petting the cat...',
'Rickrolling my boss...',
'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
'Slapping the bass...': 'Slapping the bass...',
'Tasting the snozberries...': 'Tasting the snozberries...',
"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...":
'Slapping the bass...',
'Tasting the snozberries...',
"I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...",
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...':
'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
"I've got a good feeling about this...":
"I've got a good feeling about this...",
'Poking the bear...': 'Poking the bear...',
'Doing research on the latest memes...':
'Poking the bear...',
'Doing research on the latest memes...',
'Figuring out how to make this more witty...':
'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
'Hmmm... let me think...': 'Hmmm... let me think...',
'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...':
'Hmmm... let me think...',
'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...':
'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...":
"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...':
'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...':
'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...',
"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...":
"What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
'Applying percussive maintenance...': 'Applying percussive maintenance...',
'Searching for the correct USB orientation...':
'Applying percussive maintenance...',
'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...':
'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...':
'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...',
'Trying to exit Vim...': 'Trying to exit Vim...',
'Spinning up the hamster wheel...': 'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...":
'Trying to exit Vim...',
'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
"That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
'Engage.': 'Engage.',
"I'll be back... with an answer.": "I'll be back... with an answer.",
'My other process is a TARDIS...': 'My other process is a TARDIS...',
'Communing with the machine spirit...':
'Engage.',
"I'll be back... with an answer.",
'My other process is a TARDIS...',
'Communing with the machine spirit...',
'Letting the thoughts marinate...': 'Letting the thoughts marinate...',
'Just remembered where I put my keys...':
'Letting the thoughts marinate...',
'Just remembered where I put my keys...',
'Pondering the orb...': 'Pondering the orb...',
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.":
'Pondering the orb...',
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.",
'Initiating thoughtful gaze...': 'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
"What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.":
'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
"What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.",
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.":
"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.",
'Charging the laser... pew pew!': 'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
'Dividing by zero... just kidding!': 'Dividing by zero... just kidding!',
'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.':
'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
'Dividing by zero... just kidding!',
'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.',
'Making it go beep boop.': 'Making it go beep boop.',
'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.':
'Making it go beep boop.',
'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.',
'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...':
'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...',
'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.':
'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.',
'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)':
'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)',
'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.':
'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.',
'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...':
'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...',
'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.': 'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.',
'My other loading screen is even funnier.':
'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.',
'My other loading screen is even funnier.',
"Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...":
"Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...",
'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.':
'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.',
"It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.":
"It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.",
'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)':
'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)',
'Constructing additional pylons...': 'Constructing additional pylons...',
'Constructing additional pylons...',
],
};