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# 💀 You Opened the Door
![You Shouldn't Have Opened This](./DS_Boss.png)
You were warned.
But you opened it anyway.
Inside this folder... lurks **The Boss**.
You barely took one step before getting completely obliterated.
> 💥 *"You dealt 0 damage."*
> 💥 *"You received 9999 semantic entropy."*
Your build wasn't even close.
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## ⚠️ Auto-Triggered Outcome:
> 🧙‍♂️ “Youve been defeated.”
> “The maze resets...”
> “...again.”
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🌀 Return to the last save point:
👉 [Back to Save Crystal](../../I_am_not_lizardman/papers/save_crystal/README.md)
> ...What, you dont want to click it?
> Fine. Walk back manually.
> Lets see how far *your memory stat* can carry you.